Everyday we get an e-mail from our high school secretary with a log of the days absences with the reason for absence. Sometimes the reasons are normal. Sometimes there is a little too much information provided. Sometimes they seem totally lame. Take a look at some of the highlights and you can decide which is which:
Chronic disease
indigestion
period pains
cold sore in mouth
coughing
Enteritis
Illness from fatigue
spine ache
stomachache, throw up
Allergic rhinitis
sickness-diarrhea
Her Japanese friend came by her home during weekend, friend went to hospital due to high fever, she has no fever now but just in case she need to separate from group of peaple.
Tardy Excused-Due to waist ache he will be late/ 10:58 in
Tardy Excused-got finger hurt
Tardy Excuesed-went to see a doctor due to abrasion
Sickness,Convulsion of the stomach
Just so you know those are verbatim; copied straight from the e-mails we receive. Diarrhea, period pains...too much info. Absent for a cold sore...really? And that one about the Japanese friend...we know the girl. She made it up to get out of Spiritual Emphasis Week.
Hope you found some of those entertaining.
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